I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I never told you to start.
I'm busy now...can I ignore you some other time?
When my boss told me this is
the fifth time I was late this week, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work sitting at my desk.
We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
You don't have to be crazy to work here...we'll train you.
Never underestimate your abilities. That's my job.
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